And usually, it made sense. Because it possessed that valuable commodity known as context.
Here, we take all that away with The Year in Short, a collection of random sentences from 2014.
Here we go...
“Forty years ago, you’d have asked for a Schlitz in a place like this.”
“... for a Flashdance-type experience. But with fewer clothes.”
“That person in accounting who approves your expenses? That person is going to hate you now.”
“Come to think of it, hire a Sherpa.”
“It only feels kinky the first time.”
“Not advised if your neighbor is Hawaiian.”
“If you’re feeling more Rory McIlroy than Rodney Dangerfield.”
“But neither did Hefner. Or Sherlock Holmes.”