What about someplace new in Bimini that's easier to get to than navigating through Friday afternoon traffic?
Someplace called Luna Beach, which is now open at Resorts World Bimini a mere 55 miles from our fair shores.
After traversing the crystal Bahamian waters by boat, you and your crew will arrive at the resort. You'll wander past the casino, restaurants and infinity pool (all in due time) to a white sandy beach. There, you'll find wicker beach loungers overlooking the tranquil waters. You'll hear DJ-spun tunes. You'll take just so many deep breaths.
And if it seems like this paradise packs Miami vibes, that's because it's from the same guys who gave us Ora and LIV. Expect more of that feeling once night falls and it transforms into an in-the-sand club with neon-lit palm trees, more DJs and full moon parties.
For now, though, flag down a server for an EG Rosé with vodka, Rosé and pomegranate. The menu's brimming with things like conch fritters and conch salad, too. Best to order those right to your chair since you're definitely not going anywhere. Unless it's to one of the solar powered cabanas equipped with phone chargers, of course.
It's like people Instagram places like this or something.