You’ll throw a party.
People will come. You’ll play a record. Everyone will eat finger foods, and it’ll be great.
Eventually, an ideally attractive person will notice a little stainless-steel box sitting over there by the wet bar.
“What’s that?” they’ll ask.
“Oh, that?” you’ll say with a martini in one hand and theirs in the other. “Let me show you.”
You theatrically pour a few ounces of gin (or vodka, or bourbon, or wine...) into the machine. People start gathering around.
There’s a tube sticking out of the side of the thing. You pick it up, insert it into the top of a special bottle and wait 20 seconds. Then you fill another bottle. And another. Eventually, everyone has one. And no clue what to do with it.
“On the count of three,” you’ll say, “pop the lid.”
Oh hey, look, you’re all drinking vaporized alcohol out of nowhere because you have a little machine that magically makes that happen.
You probably won’t say “It’s called the Vapshot, and it’s available online now,” but that doesn’t mean it’s not true.