Let’s roll the highlight reel:
—The Brentwood: Picture two circles. Now picture those circles giving you an air of intelligent authority. Now picture you wearing those circles to a rooftop and discussing the state of the economy and/or layups. That’s these.
—The Santa Monica: Boxy. Straight lines. Statement makers. Especially if that statement is “I’m Kanye West.”
—The Malibu: Large teardrop frames with a hole in the bridge. Don these whenever you’re feeling nostalgic for Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop. Which is hopefully always.
—The Hollywood: Monel frames. Roundish. Sort of a modern take on the aviator. The latest modern take, anyway.
—The Remaining Six: Yep, also pretty great.