Make lemonade? Sure. You can probably do that.
But we really think you’re underestimating life’s potential here.
Here being the Penthouse and Sixty Suites at Nautilus South Beach, which involves two new oceanfront suites and one beyond-generously-sized new penthouse beckoning from the eighth floor of the Nautilus hotel. They’re available now in South Beach, and here’s your slideshow.
Yes, those suites equipped with jacuzzis and access to a private rooftop terrace are nice. Very nice. But a 1,495-square-foot penthouse is... nicer. It’s got an elevated sundeck that’s stocked with teak furniture and potted plants. A living room and kitchenette. A master bedroom with 16-foot ceilings and an oversize soaking tub. The possibilities are pretty endless.
In fact, here come a few now...
Your weekend getaway.
Or weeklong. Monthlong. You get it.
The ultimate “tailgate.”
You can rent out the entire penthouse for events. Nice consolation for the Dolphins’ season.
A rooftop Halloween soiree.
Nothing like a lantern-strewn deck with ocean views to set the mood.
Basel base camp.
If you’ve ever been stuck on the MacArthur during Basel, this is self-explanatory.
The future holiday party.
Turns out, oversize soaking tubs make great punch bowls.
Necessity being the mother of invention and all that.