That’s the simple equation you’ve followed ever since becoming a sentient, hotel-room-renting adult who enjoys blackjack, pool parties and the occasional all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet.
At least it was until this slideshow came along.
It’s a visual breakdown of the best houses you can rent right now in Sin City, complete with all of the luxurious amenities those castle-/circus-shaped buildings on the Strip can offer you.
Some have waterfalls.
Some have poker rooms.
One was even owned by Nicolas Cage.
The anticipation must be killing you after that last one.
So here they are.