It may have been a while since you engaged in a knock-down, drag-out battle to get people you know wet.
And there’s simply no reason you can’t bring a little sophistication to the endeavor.
Simply adhere to the New Rules of Water Fights, a breakdown of the best weapons and defenses to deploy whilst dousing your companions.
Sure, you’ve got your water balloons and Super Soakers and stuff. But today’s technology includes champagne guns and giant inflatable icebergs.
You’ve always believed in carrying a champagne gun to a water fight.