Your dad’s done a lot for you over the years.

We don’t know what, exactly.

We don’t know your dad.

But for the sake of the imminent dad-related holiday and all the fine gifts it has brought to our attention, we’re going to go with “a lot.”

We’re also going to assume he’s the type of guy who’d want a cocktail-kit subscription, a throwing-knives set and maybe a motorized tiki hut. The likes of which we’ve placed conveniently in this slideshow.

We’re calling it the National Father’s Day Gift Guide.

And it lies right beyond these words.