There are only a few days of the year when gifting velvet-handcuff-adorned lingerie is something you would do.

Call you old-fashioned.

But one of those days is fast approaching, and we want you prepared.

And so we turn collectively toward Anya Lust, a webshop filled with many sexy, lacy things, some kinkier than others, online now.

It’s the brainchild of an erotic-fiction writer who’s decided to, uh, slightly redirect her passions. Only slightly.

To wit, plenty of highly detailed, highly see-through lingerie sets. Crystal-laden teddies with suspenders to hook onto stockings. White lace kimono-type robes. Sheer black lingerie with attached handcuffs and straps.

See, romance isn’t dead.