Us: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Kid You: I don’t care, as long as I get my own water park.
Us: Totally. Here, then, is Tarzan Boat. It’s a certifiably insane mobile flotation device with a rope swing and trampolines and other fun stuff that someone will ship to and set up wherever you and your friends are in as little as three months.
KY: How much is it?
Us: That’s your first question?
KY: You mentioned “fun stuff.” Care to elaborate?
Us: So there are essentially six different attractions on this one raft-like surface, including a Tarzan-style rope swing, a military-grade cargo net for climbing and a 12-foot platform you can leap off of onto a trampoline that’ll catapult you into the water.
KY: That all sounds great, but I told my friend Kyle there’d be a slide.
Us: There’s a slide.
KY: But... summer’s over. I’m already back in school.
Us: There’ll be other summers, kid. Very obviously better summers.