Here we are.

Bottom of the ninth.

You can almost taste the crisp fall air. The burning leaves. The gourd who must not be named.

Almost.

But until then, you’ll want to consult the Summer’s Last Gasp Local Plunder, a picturesque rundown of everything your body needs to make it through the final weeks of heat.

Well, everything wearable. You’ll need water at some point.

But water doesn’t photograph as well as these things.