We just spoke to spring. It’s looking for you. And it wants you to get dressed. For ballparks. For outdoor merrymaking. For classical concerts guest starring Jason Alexander. And it’s on its way now, so throw some clothes on. These should do...
So you didn’t learn needlepoint this winter. It’s okay. Just outsource the task of hand-stitching little bats and baseballs onto a belt to these guys. And feel free to loosen it up a notch after that fourth Fenway Frank.
We say: Bruins in the playoffs. You say: cashmere cable-knit cardigan. Wow, that was the complete wrong answer. Leave it at home and don something more appropriate for contact-sport spectating. Like this sweatshirt born from Todd Snyder’s collaboration with Champion.
These American-made, retro New Balance runners would be great for completing a marathon. Turns out, they’re just as good for watching one or even, you know, walking into a barroom. That’s what you call product versatility.
Nothing says “light classical American orchestra” like a lightweight, double-breasted blazer with peak lapels. Okay, so maybe that didn’t make sense. But this year’s celebrity guest performer is Jason Alexander. And you’ve got to look your best for Jason Alexander.
If you’re going to do this whole weekend-on-the-Cape thing, just go for it. That would mean Nantucket reds. Preferably shorts. And preferably covered with some sort of whimsical pattern. Martini glasses should do the job.
