VIP Lollapalooza Lounge Sale

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Lollapalooza’s Big Garage Sale

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After 11 glorious days, the LollaShop and the VIP Lounge that served as a model room for the forthcoming Thompson hotel (and current Sutton Place hotel) are closing their doors. Right now, they’re selling off the furnishings. Before you rush down, here are the relevant details:

Time sale started: 10am
Approximate time first person asked if Jack White slept here: 10:03am
Price of black, queen-size “Armani-inspired” canopy bed: $300
Price of a genuine black, queen-size Armani canopy bed: $17,245
Nightly price of the penthouse at Sutton Place (just in case someone buys the bed before you do): $1,098
Number of leather chesterfield couches used for photo shoots with former American Idol contestants: 1
Number of said contestants who were Taylor Hicks: 0
Upholstered armchairs: $150/pair
Yards of extra black fabric available: 50
Cost for making a bespoke suit to match your chairs: $800
Fireplace mantel: $200
Candelabras available: 1
Giant sheepskin rugs available: 1
Approximate days until your newly decorated ski chalet opens: 93

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VIP Lollapalooza Lounge Sale
332 S Michigan Ave
(at Van Buren)
Chicago, IL 60604
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