We call it: Skeptical Investigation. (Trademark pending.)
The guys at Good Time Beverages have taken a huge step (possibly of the side variety) in margarita innovation with Bob & Stacy’s Premium Margarita. A ready-made tequila cocktail packed into a resealable pouch (yes, like Capri Sun). Clearly, this calls for a closer look.
So we sent our boxed-wine investigation unit (we’re still working on hiring a full-time alcoholic-pouch team) over to a Texas liquor store to procure and examine a few of these 30-proof things.
Once back in the lab (and wearing safety goggles, of course), they began the experiment. Glass rims were salted, guacamole was made, and then the plastic pouch was carefully punctured, poured over ice and bravely sipped...
Well, it’s sweet. Very sweet. Think highly concentrated lemon-lime juice with a shot or two in it. Still, if cut with some water, or tossed in a blender, it’ll do you just fine in a pinch.
As a “stab in case of emergency” margarita bag.