No, we're not talking about the song "Africa" by Toto.
It's called the Coachella Safari Tent, and it's now available for reservation.
Basically, it's a tent, and yes, it's a bit on the pricey side. But if you're in the mood to pulverize your tax return this year, this is a roomy habitat for two with a queen bed, outlets and, most importantly, air-conditioning—the perfect place to enjoy a breezy respite from the scorching indie pandemonium. (Touch the pillows. Nope, not a mirage.)
You'll also get VIP wristbands, which grant you shuttle service and backstage access. And there's a 2am noise curfew in these parts—which means you'll wake up refreshed and ready to properly chat up Zooey Deschanel (or her less famous equivalent).
A word of warning: to keep things civil in your temporary neighborhood, you only get to store one case of beer per person for the weekend.