That's where Felice Keller Productions steps in—their new service can pair you with an Oscar-winning songwriter, who will turn your tale into a totally customized song.
Think of the possibilities—a surprise wedding ballad for your June bride. A personalized Say Anything–style alfresco tribute to the beauty from last night. Or maybe a little something special for that big presentation next week.
The way it works is, you tell them your story…at least the parts you feel okay with using as material. ("Vegas threesome" isn't an easy rhyme anyway.) They'll consult their rolodex of pros—this month's featured writer, Al Kasha, penned songs for Elvis and scored two gold men, including one for "We May Never Love Like This Again" from The Towering Inferno. Before you know it, you have a CD of your new masterpiece to pump through the chapel, boardroom and/or streets.
And if you really want to go all out, they happen to know a couple singers who could bring it to life—so if you seem to have misplaced Neil Diamond's phone number and don't mind taking out a second mortgage to replace it, they can probably help you out.
So you can tell everybody this is your song.
And mean it.