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Trump Claims He Would've Confronted The School Shooter

I Claim He Wouldn't Have

By Kady Ruth Ashcraft ·
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In a meeting with state governors, Trump criticized officers on duty at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School for not entering the active shooting zone to stop the gunman. Fine. It certainly wasn't a good moment for the officers. Then, Trump stated: "I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon." Now, his capacity for believing things truly knows no bounds, so I believe he believes it...but I have a hunch Trump would actually not enter an active shooting zone to save anyone. Why do I think that? Let’s see:

1. Bone Spurs

2. "Run" in there? Surely even he knows this strains credulity.

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He gets a pass for the bald eagle attack. That shit is startling. Still, not running into an active shooting situation. 

Kady Ruth Ashcraft is a writer, comedian, filmmaker, and Amtrak Princess. Follow her on twitter @kadyrabbit and tweet her pictures of your pets.

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