Marijuana never did anything bad to anybody. Ever. And yet, so-called Attorney General Jeff Sessions declared war on cannabis yesterday. Democratically legalized cannabis. 

Coming at a very inconvenient time, just as enterprising Californians are setting up shop for the state’s big legalization movement at no little cost, there are so many things we’d like to say to Attorney General Dobby.

Instead, we’re just going to show you some of our favorite new ways of achieving toastiness, so you can defy all forthcoming aggressions from the Dark Side of the Force to the best of your abilities. Follow us...