The Curb Your Enthusiasm Glossary

An Incomplete Index of Curb-isms to Help You Navigate Polite Society


In an effort to take what we've learned from one of the most perspicacious shows on television, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and internalize them for use in our everyday lives, we're embarking on a not-so-humble endeavor—to source, identify and define Curb's ever-expanding glossary of, err, unique terms and phrases. 

Today, we're sharing our favorites from the first three episodes of season nine. As this is a work-in-progress, and we can't do this alone (well, we could, but it would preclude writing about pretty much anything else) we'd love your help. If you'd like to submit a Curb-ism for us to add to the glossary, please share it with us on the appropriate Twitter or Facebook post, or use this tips form

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Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Episode 10

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