Totally legitimate media organization, Breitbart, is now selling fidget spinners with picture of their executive chairman Steve Bannon i
the center. Described as a “pacifying item” that will give leftists “something to do in between
pulling down monuments,” this is exactly the kind of branded item any normal, non-biased news entity would
sell on their official web store.
Gee. And here we thought these guys were just a bunch of racist propogandists providing a serious platform
for white supremacists, neo-nazis and alt-right conspiracy theorists. How foolish of us!
P.S. But seriously please don’t
actually buy this shit.