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This Respected Media Figure Is Selling Fidget Spinners With His Face On Them

Pulitzer Prize for Journalism to Follow

By Sam Eichner ·
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Totally legitimate media organization, Breitbart, is now selling fidget spinners with picture of their executive chairman Steve Bannon in the center. Described as a “pacifying item” that will give leftists “something to do in between pulling down monuments,” this is exactly the kind of branded item any normal, non-biased news entity would sell on their official web store.

Gee. And here we thought these guys were just a bunch of racist propogandists providing a serious platform for white supremacists, neo-nazis and alt-right conspiracy theorists. How foolish of us!

P.S. But seriously please don’t actually buy this shit.

Sam Eichner likes literature, reality television and his twin cats equally. He has consistently been told he needs a shave since he started growing facial hair.

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