Because we’re on a masochistic, never-ending quest to “really” understand Donald Trump, a Newsweek political correspondent, Nina Burleigh, is authoring a book about the women who shaped the 45th President’s life, Page Six reports. Due out next summer from Simon & Schuster, the tome will, according to a source, examine Trump through the lens of several “mini-biographies”—of his grandmother, his mother, his three wives and, of course, his daughter Ivanka.

If that's the case, I think Burleigh might be missing a few critical ladies in Trump’s life. What about Rosie O’Donnell? Or Megyn Kelly? Or—and this is obvious—Hillary Clinton? No doubt they’ve done more to shape the Donald than any doting grandmother could.

It's also unclear from the article whether Trump’s other daughter, Tiffany, will be featured in the book. Which isn't surprising. Tiffany is such a Jan.