Or maybe it's not.
But we got you one anyway. No take-backs.
It's called Hotel Kim Sing, a private, self-contained bubble of good times and striking architecture within the Kim Sing Theatre complex, now taking reservations in Chinatown. Check it out.
It's a large, modern rectangle of a space designed for one single party to take over. With a massive room in the middle for hosting your parties, bookended by a grip of well-dressed bedrooms. And it can be yours. All yours.
You could do it with just you and a really important date if you were that ambitious/romantic. But more likely, you'll be taking this place over for a special occasion, like a bachelor/ette party or an app launch. The place is happy to stick private chefs or bartenders in the kitchen or prepare the media room for a screening.
So that you can just enjoy things. Like chatting with friends in the sunken conversation pit. Or taking your drinks out to the courtyard because everyone looks 25% cooler under neon. Or finding your way into the tented loft filled with oversized pillows...
To do whatever one does there.