A major auction of iconic props from film and TV is going down in London and online this September 26th. Indiana Jones’ bullwhip, Darth Vader’s helmet and the hammer of Thor will all be amongst the booty available.

And since you’re presumably an adult person who enjoys the occasional other adult person coming to your house to get naked with you, you may only buy and display one of these things.

To help with the selection process, we're calling out some of the more critical objects that will be made available next month at the auction, so you can decide what that one item may be. Consider... 

--James Bond’s Royal Navy cap from The Spy Who Loved Me. RIP Roger Moore. And RIP his hair.

--Kiefer Sutherland’s trench coat from the Lost Boys. Is that lipstick on the collar? No, probably blood.

--A C-3PO head. Aka the most expensive paperweight in the galaxy.

--A schoolboy uniform from Monty Python’s Meaning of Life. Great for pairing with AC/DC albums and an air guitar.

--Rocky’s boxing gloves. Just from the last movie, though.

--Magnum P.I.’s license plate. The registration’s expired.

--A sword from Conan the Barbarian. Probably a pretty good sword.

--A Man-Whore crest from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.

And a lot more. There’s really something for everyone here.

Especially man whores.