As an addendum to his GQ cover story, Robert Pattinson stars as Robert Pattinson in a redemptive short film called “Fear & Shame” Robert Pattinson wrote about Robert Pattinson venturing out from the fortress of his hotel room to find a New York City hot dog.

Apropos the profile, I think it’s a winking meditation on the abnormality of celebrity and stuff—although it could just as well be about the pure, unbridled joy of eating Papaya King.

Uh-huh. Let’s go with that.