1. Could Steve Bannon Actually Suck His Own Cock? Let's Ask a Contortionist and Find Out.
2. So Steve Bannon Sucks His Own Dick...Who Has It Worse, His Mouth or His Dick?: A Debate
3. Steve Bannon Erotic Fan Fiction in Three Vignettes
4. Steve Bannon's Dunkirk Review: "Terrible. I Sucked My Dick the Entire Time."
5. 37 Other Hideous Things Bannon Can Suck
6. Interview: Egyptologist David Lorton on Ancient Autofellatio Texts, Bannon and the Limits of Human Flexibility
7. Where There's a Will There's a Way: The Inspirational Tale of Steve Bannon's Explosive Achievement
8. Breitbart Editorial Assistant Tells All: Bannon's Yoga Regimen Revealed
9. Love Thyself: Bannon's Medical Records Reveal Suspicious Procedures
10. Steve Bannon Can't Even See (Let Alone Suck) His Own Penis
11. Bannon to Scaramucci: "Hell right I attempt to suck my own cock."
12. How One Brave Towel Led a Mass Exodus of Towel-Related Materials from the White House
13. An Artist's Rendering of Steve Bannon's O Face
14. What Comes Around: Bannon Betrayed By Mooch
15. Analysis: Bannon's Frequent Attempts to Suck His Own Cock Reveal His Hyper-Nationalist Leanings
16. Steve Bannon Asked For Comment, Mouth Full
17. Steve Bannon Is Getting Good At This. Just Ask Steve Bannon.
18. Come On In, I'm Just In Here Sucking My Own Cock: A Steve Bannon Story
19. Report: Pounds and Pounds of Fresh Pineapple Delivered to Steve Bannon's Miami Residence
20. Steve Bannon: Against Marriage Equality Because He Can't Reach His Own Asshole Yet
21. Bannon: I Knew Milk Was a Bad Choice
22. A List of Steve Bannon Auto-Fellatio Story Pitches UD Editors Were Too Disgusted to Execute
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