Grabbing women "by the pussy”?
(Probably) colluding with a foreign power, then perpetually lying about (probably) colluding with a foreign power, then also firing an FBI director who was tasked with investigating your campaign's (probable) collusion with a foreign power?
But defrauding American reality TV audiences?!?!
This is the last straw, Donnie.
Yes, according to Celebrity Apprentice contestant and Martin Short lookalike Clay Aiken, Donald Trump did not decide who got fired on The Apprentice. Apparently, producers fed Trump lines through a dummy phone. Thus making him a puppet, a useful idiot controlled by an oligarchy far more intelligent than himself.
Oh, the irony. Oh, the soul-crushing, mind-bending, life-sucking irony!