Salvador Dalí’s Getting Dug Up for a Paternity Suit

Shit Gets Surreal

By Sam Eichner ·
Photos: Ulf Andersen via Getty Images (top); AFP/EPA (inline)
A Spanish tarot card reader, claiming she’s the daughter of Salvador Dalí, has led a judge to order the exhumation of the great surrealist painter to take samples for a paternity suit, BBC reports. If she does turn out to be his heir, she’ll be entitled to a portion of his sizeable estate.

A few things going for her:

1) She’s a tarot card reader, which is pretty much the most Dalí-esque occupation a person can have.

2) Minus his signature mustache, they look pretty damn alike.

3) This totally would happen with Dalí’s estate.
Sam Eichner

Sam Eichner likes literature, reality television and his twin cats equally. He has consistently been told he needs a shave since he started growing facial hair.

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