They were promised fun.
They were promised sun-dappled Instagrams.
They were promised Ja Rule.
All they got was a shitty sandwich and no flights back to Miami.
Together though, with your donations to our GoFundMe page, the Fyre Festival Disaster Relief Fund, we can help ameliorate the plight of all these poor supermodels, these Instagram celebrities and the real estate developers who travel the world with them.
Come on people. Dig deep. After all, they have had it rough.
UPDATE: GoFundMe has taken down our fundraising page. Why do they hate the Fyre Festival victims? Are they part of an elaborate conspiracy? Ask them here.
They were promised sun-dappled Instagrams.
They were promised Ja Rule.
All they got was a shitty sandwich and no flights back to Miami.
Together though, with your donations to our GoFundMe page, the Fyre Festival Disaster Relief Fund, we can help ameliorate the plight of all these poor supermodels, these Instagram celebrities and the real estate developers who travel the world with them.
Come on people. Dig deep. After all, they have had it rough.
UPDATE: GoFundMe has taken down our fundraising page. Why do they hate the Fyre Festival victims? Are they part of an elaborate conspiracy? Ask them here.
