Things to do for March 01, 2017

Six Important Facts About Sex Parties and Umbrellas

There’s Kind of a Lot Going On This Week

By Ilana Dadras

Here they are, the six facts you must study to maximize your week’s pleasure levels.

It’s Going to Be Hard to Top Sunday’s Oscar Virality Next Year
FACT #1

It’s Going to Be Hard to Top Sunday’s Oscar Virality Next Year

But since virality is all that matters now, you won’t believe the (fake) ideas circulating in a secret meeting about next year’s ceremony. There are (still fake) whispers of dropping awards from the ceiling, administering 50,000 volts to any presenters who misspeak... or, instead of playing people off, installing a trapdoor. Don’t worry, there are plenty more ideas.

You’ve Got Cousins in Pretty Much Every City You Want to Visit Now
FACT #3

You’ve Got Cousins in Pretty Much Every City You Want to Visit Now

You see, there’s this travel app called Cool Cousin that’ll connect you with local experts in cities like Paris, Rio, Barcelona and Lisbon. And they want to tell you the passwords to their finest secret bars. So you should let them. Obviously.

It’s Impossible Not to Feel Like Life’s a Little Better Because Sled Legs Exist
FACT #4

It’s Impossible Not to Feel Like Life’s a Little Better Because Sled Legs Exist

Yes, Sled Legs. They’re miniature sleds meant for slapping onto your legs before hurling yourself down a mountain on your knees. Hear us out.

Snctm Is Coming to Spread Its Message of Erotic Freedom
FACT #5

Snctm Is Coming to Spread Its Message of Erotic Freedom

That’s right. The LA sex club dedicated to “the eroticism of the human race” and “furthering the cause of erotic freedom" is heading to New York and Europe. Yes, the membership application process is difficult. And involves many questions. But, oh, it’ll be worth it.

Ilana Dadras passes her days writing about good food, talking about good food and consuming good food. Occasionally doing other things, too.

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