Two weeks from now, you’ll hear the first presidential speech from Donald Trump, on the occasion of his inauguration.

But never mind that. Today, you’ll hear the finest presidential speeches from many of our greatest fictional commanders in chief. On the occasion that we all need some Bill Pullman right now.

And even some President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Especially some President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Idiocracy

President Dave Kovic, Dave

President Jed Bartlet, The West Wing

President Sawyer, White House Down

President Evans, The Contender

President Dale, Mars Attacks

President David Palmer, 24

President Andrew Shepherd, The American President

President James Marshall, Air Force One

President Frank Underwood, House of Cards

President Selina Meyer, Veep

President Mays Gilliam, Head of State

President Beck, Deep Impact

President Whitmore, Independence Day