We’re not here to besmirch the good names of vanilla and chocolate.

We’re just here to offer some alternative ice creams.

You know, real American classics like peanut butter/sriracha. And lobster.

So we’ve compiled some of the strangest flavors around. Ones that you can order online and, a short time later, find on your doorstep. And then proceed to take inside, grab a spoon and start eating.

But enough with our expert tips on ice cream consumption.

Let’s get to the good part.