The German beer stein you’re drinking out of.
Abraham Lincoln’s death mask.
All can be yours, for a price, when you’re doing nothing in particular at ReBar, a funky-looking treasure trove of antique miscellany that also happens to serve beer and Old Fashioneds. It’s soft-open now in Antique Alley and, yes, everything’s for sale. (This slideshow, however, is not.)
We’ll let the numbers take it from here...
Number of vintage beer cans: 260
Number of home-bar-worthy beer steins: roughly 160
Odds that us saying “beer” twice is making you thirsty: not low
Price of the most expensive item: $1,500 (it’s an artist-crafted guitar)
Taxidermy boars in German hats: 1
Conversations that will be started as a result of that fact: lots
Months until you’re enjoying a world-famous John Mull’s meat sausage on their patio: 2-3
Percent chance you’ll drink a Jack and Coke out of a Mexican Coca-Cola bottle in an old red booth from the Silver Slipper casino: an oddly specific 76%
Drinks dubbed the After School Mule on this menu: 1
Chances your bargaining abilities improve as a result of drinking it: only one way to find out...