Indeed, even when they involve peanut-butter-and-pork-belly-topped burgers, multiple pools and a driving range looking out onto the Strip, pictorial evidence can fall tragically short.
Our case in point: the new flagship location of Topgolf, a golfing-plus-drinking-plus-just-hanging-out venue so immensely immense and multifaceted that we had to break it down for you with numbers.
Here they come now...
8: Acres Topgolf occupies behind MGM Grand.
105,000: Square feet of sheer joy inside, spread across four stories.
108: Climate-controlled hitting bays for playing six interactive golf games (using their special microchipped golf balls).
1: Mobile sportsbook for placing bets while watching the game on said TVs.
5: Bars at which to drink Old Fashioneds, boozy Arnold Palmers and other libations.
3: Rooftop cabanas of the unbelievably scenic persuasion.
2: Actual pools.
0: Clues you have as to why there are pools here.
900: Guests their concert venue, the Yard, can hold.
Like, a billion: Delightfully cushioned areas to lounge around in while enjoying short rib tacos, salumi flatbreads and that peanut-butter-and-pork-belly-topped burger.
19: Reasons to jump back into this slideshow.