May the sun be shining, but not too hard.
May the bottled water be plentiful, but cost under three figures.
May Axl make it on time.
Revision, may Axl make it at all.
And may you be surrounded by stunning women looking kind of boho whilst flashing you the peace sign—that’s really the high point of any massive outdoor music festival these days.
Just in case you aren’t heading to the desert, we’ve brought the peace-loving beauties to you here in slideshow form.
It’s the surest solution for global unity we could find.