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10 Things You’ll Overhear Today

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Welcome to Thursday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital to your being. Then we made a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily conversation.

1. “Bet you didn’t know Whoopi Goldberg is in the weed-infused edibles business now.”

2. “No to Miami. Hard pass on Ibiza. Portland sounds like a fine party-cation option...”

3. “They’re like the Williams sisters of track. Except there are more of them.”

4. “Juicy Couture sweats are framed in museums, yet somehow Uggs remain.”

5. “So that’s what Snoop Dogg’s little brother has been up to.”

6. “I can’t believe he wrote that novel on the F train. On a smartphone, mind you.”

7. “Oh, that’s the dude who finally convinced Armani to give up fur.”

8. “Turns out, people prone to pointing out typos are probably jerks. A long-held suspicion now backed by science.”

9. “A dating app in which women can secretly add their friends to eavesdrop on your conversation. No, I’m not on it.”

10. “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a flying electric scooter! Really, though. It’s a flying electric scooter.”

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