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“You Can Now Sleep in an Aquarium, Underwater, Surrounded by Sharks. Not That You’d Want To.”

10 Things You’ll Overhear Today

By UrbanDaddy Staff ·
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Welcome to Wednesday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital to your being. Then we made a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily conversation.

1. “No surprise Emily Ratajkowski makes for an excellent weatherperson. I imagine she’d make for an excellent anything.”

2. “Damn. Getting audited by the IRS is no joke.”

3. “Steve McQueen’s Palm Springs house is almost as cool as he was. Almost.”

4. “Oh, dear. That is not how I had imagined unicorns.”

5. “The man makes living in a wooden box sound more appealing than you’d think.”

6. “Snapchat is about to dominate all other social media platforms. Mark my words.”

7. “I don’t ask much from an airport. Just a warm shower and a spot for a quick fish pedicure.”

8. “You can now sleep in an aquarium, underwater, surrounded by sharks. Not that you’d want to.”

9. “Leo’s response to that prank text is pretty damn priceless.”

10. “No, no, no. Yelp reviewers do not deserve their own TV show.”

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