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“Screening Films in Bed on the Day They Premiere Sounds Like a Dream.”

10 Things You’ll Overhear Today

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Welcome to Monday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily conversation.

1. “Being a cloud-connected millennial hobo sounds a lot more doable.”

2. “They’re calling the guy an ‘infographics genius.’ Here, see for yourself.”

3. “That jazz score is next-level, so I can only imagine the film that inspired it.”

4. “Screening films in bed on the day they premiere sounds like a dream.”

5. “John Oliver’s Cadbury Creme Egg conspiracy theory made my night. And raised some solid points.”

6. “The Internet asked for Snoop Dogg to be a nature commentator, and Snoop Dogg delivered.”

7. “That car looks exactly like the 1976 Trans Am from Smokey and the Bandit. Wait a second...”

8. “I’m surprised this is the first time we’re hearing of Sterling Archer’s thoughts on every single Bond film.”

9. “Maybe going social-media-free is the answer. ... Nah, maybe not.”

10. “That’s one way to keep a vintage Volvo going.”

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