“Fifteen Days Behind Bars for Texting-While-Walking Sounds About Right.”

10 Things You’ll Overhear Today

By UrbanDaddy Staff ·
Welcome to Tuesday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily conversation.

1. “Something’s off. That dude has sent 31 million tweets more than any other user.”

2. “Fifteen days behind bars for texting-while-walking sounds about right.”

3. “Mapplethorpe didn’t stick to any one medium—the collages, Polaroids and sculptures in that book aren’t even the half of it.”

4. “Uh, look on the bright side: climate change is contributing to better French wine.”

5. “Sounds like the logical career move for a pencil enthusiast such as herself.”

6. “He shouldn’t blame him. No one would interview Wiz without bringing up the Kanye feud.”

7. “That Jimmy Fallon and Chris Martin Bowie cover is surprisingly good.”

8. “And that’s when they had to create a marijuana license lottery...”

9. “Stop complaining. Some people live in areas that are minus 60 degrees Celsius and won’t see the sun for four months.”

10. “I now know more about Mexican street food than any one person should.”

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