1. “I've already got a Leica and a Savile Row suit. Still working on the vintage Porsche."
2. “Burning $7 million worth of punk memorabilia is just so punk."
3. “I've got infinite respect for anyone who drives a team of sled dogs a thousand miles across Alaska."
4. “Mark my words: this will be the spring I don a painted motorcycle jacket."
5. “What? I'm in a light-hearted Irish comedy kind of mood."
6. "That Instagram interface overhaul is just so uncalled for."
7. “It's not a veritable Chocolate Factory if I'm not turned into a giant blueberry at some point."
8. “Maybe male modeling is in the cards for me after all."
9. “I saw the photos. I'm convinced Ted Cruz is the lead singer of Christian metal band Stryper."
10. “Apparently, loud sex is good for the general public's health. Because the Swedish Health Minister says so, that's why."