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“Burning $7 Million Worth of Punk Memorabilia is Just So Punk."

10 Things You'll Overhear Today

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Welcome to Thursday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily conversation.

1. “I've already got a Leica and a Savile Row suit. Still working on the vintage Porsche."

2. “Burning $7 million worth of punk memorabilia is just so punk."

3. “I've got infinite respect for anyone who drives a team of sled dogs a thousand miles across Alaska."

4. “Mark my words: this will be the spring I don a painted motorcycle jacket."

5. “What? I'm in a light-hearted Irish comedy kind of mood."

6. "That Instagram interface overhaul is just so uncalled for."

7. “It's not a veritable Chocolate Factory if I'm not turned into a giant blueberry at some point."

8. “Maybe male modeling is in the cards for me after all."

9. “I saw the photos. I'm convinced Ted Cruz is the lead singer of Christian metal band Stryper."

10. “Apparently, loud sex is good for the general public's health. Because the Swedish Health Minister says so, that's why."

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