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“Just Another One of Your Classic Klingon Copyright Issues.”

10 Things You’ll Overhear Today

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Welcome to Monday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily conversation.

1. “Well, Seinfeld’s starting his week 15 Porsches poorer and $22 million richer.”

2. “Just imagine Miles Davis sitting outside of the Plaza in a red Ferrari—dressed in a turban, cobra-skin pants and a sheepskin coat. The man was the epitome of cool.”

3. “Good to know that LACMA’s there if you ever need a zoot suit pattern.”

4. “The man’s got a real gift for making super-tiny, super-detailed polos.”

5. “It’s one of those shops where you can try things on, but you can’t actually take anything home.”

6. “Just another one of your classic Klingon copyright issues.”

7. “I mean, I already donated, but it’s hard to say no to Arya Stark.”

8. “If you can’t be less exhausted, you can at least look less exhausted.”

9. “Those SXSW pickup lines are almost too on-point.”

10. “Beautiful stuff. Makes sense he’d be the guy to design both Kubrick and Bond sets.”

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