Welcome to Friday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital
to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy
over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily
conversation.
1. “That wine-making robot looks an awful lot like R2-D2.”
2. “Never thought I’d be taking style notes from the Canadian prime minister. Yet here we are...”
3. “No, I don’t think I’ll be following Mariah Carey’s new reality show.”
4. “Danny McBride makes for a damn convincing high school vice principal.”
5. “Some must-reads just in time for picnic season. Yes, I just said picnic season.”
6. “And we’re staying at a Bud+Breakfast in Colorado. No, you heard me right.”
7. “Sean Parker just can’t give the entertainment industry a break, can he?”
8. “In case you’re wondering what a cologne commercial from the Wet Hot American Summer duo would look like...”
9. “I’m more of an indirect-adrenaline kind of guy.”
10. “It’s not my fault I’m always itching to travel, man. It’s my DRD4 gene.”
1. “That wine-making robot looks an awful lot like R2-D2.”
2. “Never thought I’d be taking style notes from the Canadian prime minister. Yet here we are...”
3. “No, I don’t think I’ll be following Mariah Carey’s new reality show.”
4. “Danny McBride makes for a damn convincing high school vice principal.”
5. “Some must-reads just in time for picnic season. Yes, I just said picnic season.”
6. “And we’re staying at a Bud+Breakfast in Colorado. No, you heard me right.”
7. “Sean Parker just can’t give the entertainment industry a break, can he?”
8. “In case you’re wondering what a cologne commercial from the Wet Hot American Summer duo would look like...”
9. “I’m more of an indirect-adrenaline kind of guy.”
10. “It’s not my fault I’m always itching to travel, man. It’s my DRD4 gene.”
