“I Had Cannabis-Cured Lox Once in Denver. Best Brunch of My Life.”

10 Things You’ll Overhear Today

By UrbanDaddy Staff ·
Welcome to Monday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily conversation.

1. “I just feel like Morgan Freeman from Deep Impact would make for a preferential presidential candidate, is all.”

2. “That clear malt beverage that was big in the ’90s might still be having a moment in Japan.”

3. “I had cannabis-cured lox once in Denver. Best brunch of my life.”

4. “Rick Owens’s big fuzzy globes of hair were referencing disintegrating molecules, not beehives.”

5. “All it took for Bourdain was a single oyster.”

6. “May the ‘Old British Dude’ look never die.”

7. “Hate to say it, but the shortage of old and rare single malt scotch is bad. And only getting worse.”

8. “You’re not the only one who got an invite to that $2 million secret society startup in San Francisco.”

9. “Turns out, binge-watching House of Cards may be making me depressed. No, I’m not going to stop.”

10. “The future of portraits may very well be in 600-frames-per-second HD video. Who knew?”

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