“Rob Gronkowski’s About to Start Hosting a Kids’ Show. It Was the Logical Next Step.”

10 Things You’ll Overhear Today

By UrbanDaddy Staff ·
Welcome to Friday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily conversation.

1. “It’s like I’ve waited my entire adulthood for an all-female Ghostbusters to come out.”

2. “About time someone came up with alcoholic seltzer.”

3. “Yeah, well, Bentley just turned new-car smell into a cologne.”

4. “Rob Gronkowski’s about to start hosting a kids’ show. It was the logical next step.”

5. “Hunter S. Thompson’s son wrote a book, and it’s certainly not a biography.”

6. “No, I will not stop talking about moving to Canada.”

7. “That’s the problem with supersonic passenger jets, man. They’re just not quiet enough.”

8. “Phil Collins is back. I repeat: Phil Collins is back.”

9. “The Zara founder was almost crowned richest person on the planet. But then... he wasn’t.”

10. “We have to go check out the El Chapo escape exhibit.”

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