“We Can All Learn a Lot from Johnny Cash’s Hair.”

10 Things You’ll Overhear Today

By UrbanDaddy Staff ·
Welcome to Thursday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily conversation.

1. “Big day for pot in Australia.”

2. “In short, it sucks to be single in Paris, and if I want any ‘likes’ I’ll have to move to LA or Bangkok.”

3. “You’ve got to wonder if there are any other hidden treasures in Mortal Kombat.”

4. “Well, I guess a Tibet getaway is out of the question.”

5. “That robot has seen some serious shit.”

6. “Makes me sad to picture that ’55 Benz rotting under a tarp for 40 years. Makes me real sad.”

7. “Truth is, you may be the side character in a movie at this very moment.”

8. “Our odds still would have been 1 in 286 million. But still. Those are a vital few million.”

9. “I didn’t realize hoverboards bursting into flames was such a problem.”

10. “We can all learn a lot from Johnny Cash’s hair.”

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