Here’s where we distill our expert Internet-consuming abilities into a concise list of 10 daily bons
mots for you to casually deploy into any conversation you feel could use some timely pop-culture insight.
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1. “Who are we to say no Oscar nominee wants Hydroxycut gummies and a walking tour of Japan?”
2. “Man, I could really go for a steaming-hot beer right about now.”
3. “Heard Amazon is getting into men’s dress shoes. The end is nigh.”
4. “Could have sworn I saw Revenant-Leo in my cappuccino this morning.”
5. “I mean, he was a Queen roadie. Having to set off explosions sort of comes with the territory.”
6. “Time’s running out if we’re going to be retiring at 30.”
7. “To be honest, I hadn’t given Nigerian pop stardom much thought.”
8. “Well, jail is jail. Unless it’s jail and a mental health facility.”
9. “I’ve been waiting on ‘haha,’ ‘wow’ and ‘love’ buttons for years.”
10. “For me, it was a tie between the lightning-struck volcano and the great whale.”
1. “Who are we to say no Oscar nominee wants Hydroxycut gummies and a walking tour of Japan?”
2. “Man, I could really go for a steaming-hot beer right about now.”
3. “Heard Amazon is getting into men’s dress shoes. The end is nigh.”
4. “Could have sworn I saw Revenant-Leo in my cappuccino this morning.”
5. “I mean, he was a Queen roadie. Having to set off explosions sort of comes with the territory.”
6. “Time’s running out if we’re going to be retiring at 30.”
7. “To be honest, I hadn’t given Nigerian pop stardom much thought.”
8. “Well, jail is jail. Unless it’s jail and a mental health facility.”
9. “I’ve been waiting on ‘haha,’ ‘wow’ and ‘love’ buttons for years.”
10. “For me, it was a tie between the lightning-struck volcano and the great whale.”
