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“I Can’t Decide if I Want Morgan Freeman or Arnold Schwarzenegger to Bring Me to the Supermarket.”

Your 10 Talking Points for Today

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Here’s where we distill our expert Internet-consuming abilities into a concise list of 10 daily bons mots for you to casually deploy into any conversation you feel could use some timely pop-culture insight. It’s a service we call: The Cooler.

1. “I can’t decide if I want Morgan Freeman or Arnold Schwarzenegger to bring me to the supermarket.”

2. “Kids these days will never know the joys of a heaping bowl of King Vitaman.”

3. “There’s a fine line between being a nice guy and a backup boyfriend.”

4. “It’s like Tinder for matching Democrats with Republicans and Trump supporters with Latinos. What could possibly go wrong?”

5. “Eh, I’m not surprised so many comic lovers despise the guy.”

6. “PekingDucken has had a serious impact on my life as well.”

7. “That robot’s got some serious survival instincts.”

8. “Wonder what ISIS makes of her 3D-printed artifacts embedded with research-filled USBs.”

9. “Hopefully our next ET signal is legit.”

10. “You know that banker—the one with 19 extinct tigers...”

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