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“If I’m Going to Let Anyone Give Me Joint-Rolling Tips, It’s Seth Rogen.”

Your 10 Talking Points for Today

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Here’s where we distill our expert Internet-consuming abilities into a concise list of 10 daily bons mots for you to casually deploy into any conversation you feel could use some timely pop-culture insight. It’s a service we call: The Cooler.

1. “I honestly expected more out of that Oscar voter’s secret confessions.”

2. “Forget about next year, that island in Nova Scotia sounds pretty sweet right about now.”

3. “Big meeting today. Thankfully I remembered my lion cufflinks.”

4. “Have you checked out the Universal Hip-Hop Museum yet? Yes, of course I mean the virtual one.”

5. “If I’m going to let anyone give me joint-rolling tips, it’s Seth Rogen.”

6. “Yeah, that house. The one where Jackie Treehorn drugs the Dude before catapulting him onto the PCH.”

7. “If I were in the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I’d probably sue that pizza joint, too.”

8. “A festival dedicated to Ferris Bueller is probably worth the drive.”

9. “What will he miss most about not being God anymore?”

10. “I read To Kill a Mockingbird when I was 13 and it’s still in my top five.”

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