“Like I Don’t Already Know My Private Jet Etiquette.”

Your 10 Talking Points for Today

By UrbanDaddy Staff ·
Here’s where we distill our expert Internet-consuming abilities into a concise list of 10 daily bons mots for you to casually deploy into any conversation you feel could use some timely pop-culture insight. It’s a service we call: The Cooler.

1. “And then she asked if I was into suit bondage...”

2. “The iPhone truly captures the intricate details of that margherita pie.”

3. “Like I don’t already know my private jet etiquette.”

4. “Seriously. I heard he did 90 days in video game rehab.”

5. “Man, you’ve really got to keep a closer eye on Chewbacca’s Twitter.”

6. “Let’s head to the Renwick on Saturday. I’d Instagram the shit out of that rainbow string.”

7. “His Bob Ross impersonation is impeccable.”

8. “Redbox is still a thing?

9. “If you think this winter is bad, last year these kids literally skied the streets of Boston.”

10. “Of course I know my Cockney from my Geordie.

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