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“I Legitimately Spent Three Hours Last Night Trying to Help Leo Win an Oscar.”

Your 10 Talking Points for Today

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Here’s where we distill our expert Internet-consuming abilities into a concise list of 10 daily bons mots for you to casually deploy into any conversation you feel could use some timely pop-culture insight. It’s a service we call: The Cooler.

1. “I feel like I’ve already dated and rejected the first 37% of my total lifetime allotment of potential spouses.”

2. “Did you hear that The Simpsons is going to air a live show this May? The things motion-capture technology affords us.”

3. “I legitimately spent three hours last night trying to help Leo win an Oscar.”

4. “Seriously, who has time for homemade buttermilk pancakes at that hour?”

5. “It’s about time she launched a line of vegan menswear.”

6. “Forget everything you thought you knew about parmesan cheese.”

7. “If Donald Trump actually bought JebBush.com, that’s the most savage thing I’ve heard all day.”

8. “The New Yorker’s got a television show now. Sort of.”

9. “I don’t want to live in a world where Paul McCartney can’t get into a Grammys after-party.”

10. “Really? I’m an Irina Shayk guy myself.”

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