“If I Understood Anything About Gravitational Waves, I’m Sure This News Would Be Relevant.”

Your 10 Talking Points for Today

By UrbanDaddy Staff ·
Here’s where we distill our expert Internet-consuming abilities into a concise list of 10 daily bons mots for you to casually deploy into any conversation you feel could use some timely pop-culture insight. It’s a service we call: The Cooler.

1. “If I understood anything about gravitational waves, I’m sure this news would be relevant.”

2. “I visited nymag.com today and woke up in 1973.”

3. “Speaking of 1973, Vinyl totally takes the cake over Mad Men when it comes to retro realism.”

4. “Kanye revealed his new clothing line and his new album last night at Madison Square Garden. Meanwhile, I revealed my new peacoat to several people on this couch.”

5. “Is that Peyton Manning or Kristen Wiig?”

6. “Ever wondered what the books people own reveal about their readers? Me neither. Still.”

7. “Here, read this. It will help explain why I wanted to kick your ass.”

8. “OK Go made a video simulating zero gravity. I wonder why they even bother making music.”

9. “I’m looking forward to Zoolander 2, but I’m particularly looking forward to Zoolander as directed by Terrence Malick.”

10. “Uh-oh. I think I have cooties.”

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